Peake Ranch Chardonnay Santa Barbara County 2021
Ok…y’all seem to be gobbling up this Peake Ranch at a LIGHTNING pace — which means two things:
- You’re incredibly wise, savvy, and sage — perhaps even on a level we’ve never comprehended before!
- We’re gonna keep running out faster and faster of our ever-dwindling Peake Ranch supplies.
So…after a well-cut line or two of finely ground espresso straight to my cerebral cortex — I’m BACK!!! And I’ve got some 94 POINT Chardonnay for y’all! Normally $40 — but you KNOW we’re beating that!!! How’s a full 62.5% OFF that sound?!?! According to my omniscient hand computer that runs my very existence…that’s just FIFTEEN DOLLARS!
For simply BRILLIANT, completely classic Cali-Chardonnay — and all the lemony brightness, orchard fruit fullness, and toasty, brioche-y goodness that you could hope for?!?! YES!!! Layers of complex, ripe (but not too ripe) fruit, that waxy, floral, beeswax and orange balm texture, with a medley of spices and barrel-kisses, and that perfect amount of creaminess. It’s rich, yet supremely balanced — and you NEED to try a bottle or two for yourself at this staggeringly low price!! Jeb calls it a “terrific value”, Antonio calls it “impeccable” and “captivating” but I’m going to be calling it “going, going, gone!” soon enough…so get moving!!!
More to come!
Peake Ranch Chardonnay Santa Barbara County 2021
Ok…y’all seem to be gobbling up this Peake Ranch at a LIGHTNING pace — which means two things:
- You’re incredibly wise, savvy, and sage — perhaps even on a level we’ve never comprehended before!
- We’re gonna keep running out faster and faster of our ever-dwindling Peake Ranch supplies.
So…after a well-cut line or two of finely ground espresso straight to my cerebral cortex — I’m BACK!!! And I’ve got some 94 POINT Chardonnay for y’all! Normally $40 — but you KNOW we’re beating that!!! How’s a full 62.5% OFF that sound?!?! According to my omniscient hand computer that runs my very existence…that’s just FIFTEEN DOLLARS!
For simply BRILLIANT, completely classic Cali-Chardonnay — and all the lemony brightness, orchard fruit fullness, and toasty, brioche-y goodness that you could hope for?!?! YES!!! Layers of complex, ripe (but not too ripe) fruit, that waxy, floral, beeswax and orange balm texture, with a medley of spices and barrel-kisses, and that perfect amount of creaminess. It’s rich, yet supremely balanced — and you NEED to try a bottle or two for yourself at this staggeringly low price!! Jeb calls it a “terrific value”, Antonio calls it “impeccable” and “captivating” but I’m going to be calling it “going, going, gone!” soon enough…so get moving!!!
More to come!
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Ok…y’all seem to be gobbling up this Peake Ranch at a LIGHTNING pace — which means two things:
- You’re incredibly wise, savvy, and sage — perhaps even on a level we’ve never comprehended before!
- We’re gonna keep running out faster and faster of our ever-dwindling Peake Ranch supplies.
So…after a well-cut line or two of finely ground espresso straight to my cerebral cortex — I’m BACK!!! And I’ve got some 94 POINT Chardonnay for y’all! Normally $40 — but you KNOW we’re beating that!!! How’s a full 62.5% OFF that sound?!?! According to my omniscient hand computer that runs my very existence…that’s just FIFTEEN DOLLARS!
For simply BRILLIANT, completely classic Cali-Chardonnay — and all the lemony brightness, orchard fruit fullness, and toasty, brioche-y goodness that you could hope for?!?! YES!!! Layers of complex, ripe (but not too ripe) fruit, that waxy, floral, beeswax and orange balm texture, with a medley of spices and barrel-kisses, and that perfect amount of creaminess. It’s rich, yet supremely balanced — and you NEED to try a bottle or two for yourself at this staggeringly low price!! Jeb calls it a “terrific value”, Antonio calls it “impeccable” and “captivating” but I’m going to be calling it “going, going, gone!” soon enough…so get moving!!!
More to come!
