Mystery Rosé Sonoma Valley 2022
Scintillatingly crisp, dare-I-say CULT-Y California rosé…and lots of it! BEST PRICE ANYWHERE too! We scored the absolute MOTHER of all Cali-rosé deals – from a one-time underground phenomenon, and weekend playground for the odd-coupling of both SF’s uber-tech elite and the West Coast’s crunchiest hipsters – to an evolution that has seen this relatively Carneros estate grow to become one of the most sought after producers in all of Sonoma!
Not bad for a derelict turkey farm, am I right?!?!
Oh, crap…did I just incite nostalgia-driven flashbacks of pre-winery visits to the Fremont Diner, with their old school mugs of never-ending coffee, and those flaky, buttery biscuits…oh, well! To the task at hand! OVER 50% OFF, good people, and without hyperbole (and you KNOW how much I love hyperbole!), I can say this is hands down, the best CALI-ROSÉ I’ve tasted all year! That’s out of seriously HUNDREDS – sipped, spit, and studied – in our efforts to keep y’all LOADED up for the summer…and nothing says beat the heat like one frosty glass of THIS! These guys NEVER discount their rosé (until today WOOHOO!), and it graces ALL the top Bay Area restaurant lists...so we have to "quietly" make this disappear.
100% pinot noir grapes, hyper-fresh and percolating 2022 vintage, with the grapes picked early each harvest just for this wine, and simply SPARKLING in the glass with that sexy salmon, pinkish hue, and wave after wave of quintessentially summer flavors! The barely-ripe peaches! That orange spray mist you get when your mustachioed and tatted-up mixologist “expresses” a peel over your next negroni! Summer strawberries – from Silverado if you’re here in Napa – and sprinkles of white pepper…and…AND! Is that watermelon rind? Spearmint tea? A dash of cranberry, perhaps? YES!!!
This IS the rosé you’re looking for, stormtroopers. Just HURRY to make sure you can get some! I’ve got my CASE!!! This is just soooo COOL – why I feel even older and less hip than usual. We simply NEVER get this – very few outside of their wine club actually do – and never, ever, ever, ever for anywhere near this AWESOME price! UNDER $20 – while it lasts!!!
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Mystery Rosé Sonoma Valley 2022
Scintillatingly crisp, dare-I-say CULT-Y California rosé…and lots of it! BEST PRICE ANYWHERE too! We scored the absolute MOTHER of all Cali-rosé deals – from a one-time underground phenomenon, and weekend playground for the odd-coupling of both SF’s uber-tech elite and the West Coast’s crunchiest hipsters – to an evolution that has seen this relatively Carneros estate grow to become one of the most sought after producers in all of Sonoma!
Not bad for a derelict turkey farm, am I right?!?!
Oh, crap…did I just incite nostalgia-driven flashbacks of pre-winery visits to the Fremont Diner, with their old school mugs of never-ending coffee, and those flaky, buttery biscuits…oh, well! To the task at hand! OVER 50% OFF, good people, and without hyperbole (and you KNOW how much I love hyperbole!), I can say this is hands down, the best CALI-ROSÉ I’ve tasted all year! That’s out of seriously HUNDREDS – sipped, spit, and studied – in our efforts to keep y’all LOADED up for the summer…and nothing says beat the heat like one frosty glass of THIS! These guys NEVER discount their rosé (until today WOOHOO!), and it graces ALL the top Bay Area restaurant lists...so we have to "quietly" make this disappear.
100% pinot noir grapes, hyper-fresh and percolating 2022 vintage, with the grapes picked early each harvest just for this wine, and simply SPARKLING in the glass with that sexy salmon, pinkish hue, and wave after wave of quintessentially summer flavors! The barely-ripe peaches! That orange spray mist you get when your mustachioed and tatted-up mixologist “expresses” a peel over your next negroni! Summer strawberries – from Silverado if you’re here in Napa – and sprinkles of white pepper…and…AND! Is that watermelon rind? Spearmint tea? A dash of cranberry, perhaps? YES!!!
This IS the rosé you’re looking for, stormtroopers. Just HURRY to make sure you can get some! I’ve got my CASE!!! This is just soooo COOL – why I feel even older and less hip than usual. We simply NEVER get this – very few outside of their wine club actually do – and never, ever, ever, ever for anywhere near this AWESOME price! UNDER $20 – while it lasts!!!
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Scintillatingly crisp, dare-I-say CULT-Y California rosé…and lots of it! BEST PRICE ANYWHERE too! We scored the absolute MOTHER of all Cali-rosé deals – from a one-time underground phenomenon, and weekend playground for the odd-coupling of both SF’s uber-tech elite and the West Coast’s crunchiest hipsters – to an evolution that has seen this relatively Carneros estate grow to become one of the most sought after producers in all of Sonoma!
Not bad for a derelict turkey farm, am I right?!?!
Oh, crap…did I just incite nostalgia-driven flashbacks of pre-winery visits to the Fremont Diner, with their old school mugs of never-ending coffee, and those flaky, buttery biscuits…oh, well! To the task at hand! OVER 50% OFF, good people, and without hyperbole (and you KNOW how much I love hyperbole!), I can say this is hands down, the best CALI-ROSÉ I’ve tasted all year! That’s out of seriously HUNDREDS – sipped, spit, and studied – in our efforts to keep y’all LOADED up for the summer…and nothing says beat the heat like one frosty glass of THIS! These guys NEVER discount their rosé (until today WOOHOO!), and it graces ALL the top Bay Area restaurant lists...so we have to "quietly" make this disappear.
100% pinot noir grapes, hyper-fresh and percolating 2022 vintage, with the grapes picked early each harvest just for this wine, and simply SPARKLING in the glass with that sexy salmon, pinkish hue, and wave after wave of quintessentially summer flavors! The barely-ripe peaches! That orange spray mist you get when your mustachioed and tatted-up mixologist “expresses” a peel over your next negroni! Summer strawberries – from Silverado if you’re here in Napa – and sprinkles of white pepper…and…AND! Is that watermelon rind? Spearmint tea? A dash of cranberry, perhaps? YES!!!
This IS the rosé you’re looking for, stormtroopers. Just HURRY to make sure you can get some! I’ve got my CASE!!! This is just soooo COOL – why I feel even older and less hip than usual. We simply NEVER get this – very few outside of their wine club actually do – and never, ever, ever, ever for anywhere near this AWESOME price! UNDER $20 – while it lasts!!!
