Massimo Lentsch Etna Bianco 2022
92 POINT Etna Bianco! The wine world’s most famous (and active) volcano – with the most crushable and quenchable Italian white you’ve ever tasted!
Yo quiero MAS!!! Massimo, that is – and Massimo Lentsch’s newest Etna Bianco to be specific! UNDER $20!!! 92 POINTS (and I’m gonna say that is CRIMINALLY low for the quality of juice in my glass, BTW) and ready to rock this Sunday like a 40-year-old Mick Jagger in circulation-defying leather pants and a tank-top! YES!!!
Y’all Sicilian-curious, volcanic-exploring, Italian wine gurus absolutely PUMMELLED the Etna Rosso from Massimo that we offered up a few months back – but me-oh-my – if this Etna Bianco isn’t the most delectable glass of mafia-adjacent ambrosia you’ve ever tasted…well, I’ll sleep with the fishes…voluntarily!
Golden and rich Carricante grapes, infused with this entrancing grass-fed butteriness, and dazzling lemon confit, then flecks of flint, and a whole medley of white grapefruit, nectarines, and apricots. A veritable spice-box of secondary accents flits about like a butterfly on a strong breeze – with notes of white pepper, spearmint, lemongrass, Parmesan rind, and pineapple sage. HOT DAMN! Lip-smacking freshness, with the weight and warmth of a fine White Burgundy… this is that utterly seductive Sicilian chef’s kiss that is going to thrill wine geeks and bring the masses to their knees at the same time…I can’t imagine a wine lover that will not love this…full stop.
For our simply CRAZY price of just $19…do what you must to grab as much as you can. We don’t have much – too many somms, wine geeks, and savvy Italians make the minuscule productions of these rare wines disappear faster every year.
The ultimate Sunday sipper? You bet! While it lasts!
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Massimo Lentsch Etna Bianco 2022
92 POINT Etna Bianco! The wine world’s most famous (and active) volcano – with the most crushable and quenchable Italian white you’ve ever tasted!
Yo quiero MAS!!! Massimo, that is – and Massimo Lentsch’s newest Etna Bianco to be specific! UNDER $20!!! 92 POINTS (and I’m gonna say that is CRIMINALLY low for the quality of juice in my glass, BTW) and ready to rock this Sunday like a 40-year-old Mick Jagger in circulation-defying leather pants and a tank-top! YES!!!
Y’all Sicilian-curious, volcanic-exploring, Italian wine gurus absolutely PUMMELLED the Etna Rosso from Massimo that we offered up a few months back – but me-oh-my – if this Etna Bianco isn’t the most delectable glass of mafia-adjacent ambrosia you’ve ever tasted…well, I’ll sleep with the fishes…voluntarily!
Golden and rich Carricante grapes, infused with this entrancing grass-fed butteriness, and dazzling lemon confit, then flecks of flint, and a whole medley of white grapefruit, nectarines, and apricots. A veritable spice-box of secondary accents flits about like a butterfly on a strong breeze – with notes of white pepper, spearmint, lemongrass, Parmesan rind, and pineapple sage. HOT DAMN! Lip-smacking freshness, with the weight and warmth of a fine White Burgundy… this is that utterly seductive Sicilian chef’s kiss that is going to thrill wine geeks and bring the masses to their knees at the same time…I can’t imagine a wine lover that will not love this…full stop.
For our simply CRAZY price of just $19…do what you must to grab as much as you can. We don’t have much – too many somms, wine geeks, and savvy Italians make the minuscule productions of these rare wines disappear faster every year.
The ultimate Sunday sipper? You bet! While it lasts!
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92 POINT Etna Bianco! The wine world’s most famous (and active) volcano – with the most crushable and quenchable Italian white you’ve ever tasted!
Yo quiero MAS!!! Massimo, that is – and Massimo Lentsch’s newest Etna Bianco to be specific! UNDER $20!!! 92 POINTS (and I’m gonna say that is CRIMINALLY low for the quality of juice in my glass, BTW) and ready to rock this Sunday like a 40-year-old Mick Jagger in circulation-defying leather pants and a tank-top! YES!!!
Y’all Sicilian-curious, volcanic-exploring, Italian wine gurus absolutely PUMMELLED the Etna Rosso from Massimo that we offered up a few months back – but me-oh-my – if this Etna Bianco isn’t the most delectable glass of mafia-adjacent ambrosia you’ve ever tasted…well, I’ll sleep with the fishes…voluntarily!
Golden and rich Carricante grapes, infused with this entrancing grass-fed butteriness, and dazzling lemon confit, then flecks of flint, and a whole medley of white grapefruit, nectarines, and apricots. A veritable spice-box of secondary accents flits about like a butterfly on a strong breeze – with notes of white pepper, spearmint, lemongrass, Parmesan rind, and pineapple sage. HOT DAMN! Lip-smacking freshness, with the weight and warmth of a fine White Burgundy… this is that utterly seductive Sicilian chef’s kiss that is going to thrill wine geeks and bring the masses to their knees at the same time…I can’t imagine a wine lover that will not love this…full stop.
For our simply CRAZY price of just $19…do what you must to grab as much as you can. We don’t have much – too many somms, wine geeks, and savvy Italians make the minuscule productions of these rare wines disappear faster every year.
The ultimate Sunday sipper? You bet! While it lasts!
