Decades 5 Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Valley 2023
Some of Napa’s best vineyards are in the house, 100-point maven Jean Hoefliger is the D.J., and this 70% OFF, 96 POINT beast of Napa Cab is this season’s hottest new track!!!
Mondays, man. They usually arrive with all the subtlety of a car alarm at 3 AM, but today? Today we are kicking off the week like we just pulled off the ultimate diamond heist and the getaway car is a vintage Ferrari. If your weekend was rocking, consider this the encore that blows the roof off the stadium! I’m talking about a 96 POINT Napa Valley Cabernet...crafted by a 100-POINT winemaking sorcerer...for UNDER FIFTY BUCKS!!! Does that even make sense or am I speaking Ancient Greek?! No matter. But is this the greatest Monday morning miracle in many a moon? Quite possibly.
$126 OFF!!! That is a staggering 72% DISCOUNT on what some seasoned wine pros at the LB HQ are calling the most exciting debut Cab seen in years. Most folks spend their entire careers chasing a 96-point score, and Jean Hoefliger just walked up and dropped it like spare change on this luscious Decades 5 Cabernet. But when you’ve put in time at Château Lynch-Bages and Meerlust, and you’ve been the mastermind behind Alpha Omega and The Debate, I guess being a legend is just your baseline.
Now, let’s talk more about the miracle-making 2023 vintage. Oh, BABY. It was a slow-motion masterpiece. The growing season was long, cool, and perfectly balanced, allowing the juice to develop massive complexity without losing that electric, live-wire energy. Jean used native yeast fermentation and a Who’s Who of French cooperages — Ermitage, Sylvain, Radoux — to polish this beast until it shines like a black pearl.
This juice is LIT! It is bursting at the seams with a blackberry and black cherry explosion, followed by a megaton warhead of sexy dark chocolate and dotted with spice notes of clove, cinnamon, and Tellicherry peppercorns. The juice is silky and fine like expensive hotel sheets — and the crushed gravel minerality takes you deeper than Montana’s Tears of the Turtle Cave. A bit of bay laurel and minty-freshness give this lift and poise on the finish — and the overall integration is WAY MORE sophisticated than any young 2023 Mountain Cab has a right to be. It’s rich, it’s confident, and it’s unfined, unfiltered, and unadulterated Napa excellence to its core!
Seriously, don’t blink. 96 POINTS and 72% OFF, people! Go, go, GOOOOOOO!
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Decades 5 Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Valley 2023
Some of Napa’s best vineyards are in the house, 100-point maven Jean Hoefliger is the D.J., and this 70% OFF, 96 POINT beast of Napa Cab is this season’s hottest new track!!!
Mondays, man. They usually arrive with all the subtlety of a car alarm at 3 AM, but today? Today we are kicking off the week like we just pulled off the ultimate diamond heist and the getaway car is a vintage Ferrari. If your weekend was rocking, consider this the encore that blows the roof off the stadium! I’m talking about a 96 POINT Napa Valley Cabernet...crafted by a 100-POINT winemaking sorcerer...for UNDER FIFTY BUCKS!!! Does that even make sense or am I speaking Ancient Greek?! No matter. But is this the greatest Monday morning miracle in many a moon? Quite possibly.
$126 OFF!!! That is a staggering 72% DISCOUNT on what some seasoned wine pros at the LB HQ are calling the most exciting debut Cab seen in years. Most folks spend their entire careers chasing a 96-point score, and Jean Hoefliger just walked up and dropped it like spare change on this luscious Decades 5 Cabernet. But when you’ve put in time at Château Lynch-Bages and Meerlust, and you’ve been the mastermind behind Alpha Omega and The Debate, I guess being a legend is just your baseline.
Now, let’s talk more about the miracle-making 2023 vintage. Oh, BABY. It was a slow-motion masterpiece. The growing season was long, cool, and perfectly balanced, allowing the juice to develop massive complexity without losing that electric, live-wire energy. Jean used native yeast fermentation and a Who’s Who of French cooperages — Ermitage, Sylvain, Radoux — to polish this beast until it shines like a black pearl.
This juice is LIT! It is bursting at the seams with a blackberry and black cherry explosion, followed by a megaton warhead of sexy dark chocolate and dotted with spice notes of clove, cinnamon, and Tellicherry peppercorns. The juice is silky and fine like expensive hotel sheets — and the crushed gravel minerality takes you deeper than Montana’s Tears of the Turtle Cave. A bit of bay laurel and minty-freshness give this lift and poise on the finish — and the overall integration is WAY MORE sophisticated than any young 2023 Mountain Cab has a right to be. It’s rich, it’s confident, and it’s unfined, unfiltered, and unadulterated Napa excellence to its core!
Seriously, don’t blink. 96 POINTS and 72% OFF, people! Go, go, GOOOOOOO!
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Some of Napa’s best vineyards are in the house, 100-point maven Jean Hoefliger is the D.J., and this 70% OFF, 96 POINT beast of Napa Cab is this season’s hottest new track!!!
Mondays, man. They usually arrive with all the subtlety of a car alarm at 3 AM, but today? Today we are kicking off the week like we just pulled off the ultimate diamond heist and the getaway car is a vintage Ferrari. If your weekend was rocking, consider this the encore that blows the roof off the stadium! I’m talking about a 96 POINT Napa Valley Cabernet...crafted by a 100-POINT winemaking sorcerer...for UNDER FIFTY BUCKS!!! Does that even make sense or am I speaking Ancient Greek?! No matter. But is this the greatest Monday morning miracle in many a moon? Quite possibly.
$126 OFF!!! That is a staggering 72% DISCOUNT on what some seasoned wine pros at the LB HQ are calling the most exciting debut Cab seen in years. Most folks spend their entire careers chasing a 96-point score, and Jean Hoefliger just walked up and dropped it like spare change on this luscious Decades 5 Cabernet. But when you’ve put in time at Château Lynch-Bages and Meerlust, and you’ve been the mastermind behind Alpha Omega and The Debate, I guess being a legend is just your baseline.
Now, let’s talk more about the miracle-making 2023 vintage. Oh, BABY. It was a slow-motion masterpiece. The growing season was long, cool, and perfectly balanced, allowing the juice to develop massive complexity without losing that electric, live-wire energy. Jean used native yeast fermentation and a Who’s Who of French cooperages — Ermitage, Sylvain, Radoux — to polish this beast until it shines like a black pearl.
This juice is LIT! It is bursting at the seams with a blackberry and black cherry explosion, followed by a megaton warhead of sexy dark chocolate and dotted with spice notes of clove, cinnamon, and Tellicherry peppercorns. The juice is silky and fine like expensive hotel sheets — and the crushed gravel minerality takes you deeper than Montana’s Tears of the Turtle Cave. A bit of bay laurel and minty-freshness give this lift and poise on the finish — and the overall integration is WAY MORE sophisticated than any young 2023 Mountain Cab has a right to be. It’s rich, it’s confident, and it’s unfined, unfiltered, and unadulterated Napa excellence to its core!
Seriously, don’t blink. 96 POINTS and 72% OFF, people! Go, go, GOOOOOOO!
